A little (TRUE) humor!

You are from Massachusetts if...

1) The fact that Route 128 and I-95 are pretty much the same thing doesn't confuse you.
2) You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Wareham, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.
3) You can navigate a rotary without a problem.
4) You know of at least 1 diner or food vendor to get something to eat after last call.
5) You can actually find your way around Boston.
6) Colleges are used as landmarks for directions i.e., Go past MIT until you hit Harvard. Take a right and go past Lesley. Keep going until you get to Tufts. (Actual Directions)
7) When the words "WICKED" and "GOOD" go together.
8) When you know what a frappe is.
9) When you know what the phrase "BIG DIG" means.
10) When you actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic all into one lane.
11) When you never say "Cape Cod" you say "The Cape".
12) You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
13) You know that P Town isn't the name of a new rap group.